The new "Get off the Internet" navy crewneck depicts an average desk in the Theories office, complete with VX, spilled coffee, and a rabbit hole of Giza Necropolis conspiracy theories. But this graphic also references a pretty obscure album cover that only the nerdiest of music-nerds will recognize. But, to take things even further, if you know who skated to this band in a classic 2003 skate video, we'll throw in a free gift with your order as a reward for being king music/skate nerd. Leave your guess in the order notes for our team of judges.
- 80/20 cotton/poly blend
- New midweight stock
- Ribbed cuffs
- Woven size label at neck
- Comes in new bio-degradable eco friendly packaging